Quotes on Comedy

“Lord, what fools these mortals be!”

“Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.”

“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.”

“Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.”

“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not we love each other, it's just fuck it, man.”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”

“You think I'd cheat on you? I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.”

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.”

“Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself.”

“If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.”

“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways. ~ Amunhotep El Bey”

“Bila dari dulu aku tahu sebuah tabrakan bisa mempertemukanku dengan wanita cantik sepertimu, aku tak akan mengemudi terlalu hati-hati.”

“Ganteng bukan segalanya. Kau belum tahu saja, sewaktu-waktu dia bisa berubah menjadi monster yang mengerikan.”

“Karamel. Aku baru memperhatikan, warna matanya coklat keemasan, seperti sirup karamel yang selalu kucampurkan di kopiku.”

“Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda.”

“Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.”

“Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch,” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?”

“Aku tidak percaya akan cinta pada pandangan pertama. Tapi harus kuakui, aku menyukai apa yang kulihat pada pandangan pertama.”

“Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.”

Comedy is a way of dealing with the dark side of life.

Everything that begins as comedy inevitably ends as mystery.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Are you going to kiss where you pinched? Ocuh! Stop hitting me, Glen! I’m hurrying!

I throw my hands up. 'I wasn’t thinking that! You put the idea into my head and now it’s there! Are you happy?' 'Not particularly!' Callum says and storms out.

Will they come if you whistle? If you can’t whistle loud enough, Teague here would be happy to help you out.