“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
— Drew CareyThe only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it.
— Drew CareyI think we should take care of each other and love one another.
— Drew CareyI always think that the future is better than the past.
— Drew CareyYou can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline.
— Drew CareyI have a great life. I’m blessed.
— Drew CareyI’m the most unprepared person in the world to be famous.
— Drew CareyI think I have the right to complain. Everyone has that right.
— Drew CareyI think you have to stay grounded in life.
— Drew CareyIt’s important to be happy, and I just don’t want to be unhappy.
— Drew CareyComedy is a way of dealing with the dark side of life.
— Drew Carey