Famous Quotes by Steve Martin

“I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life, but it turns out today is.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.