“You might want to lie down, Magnus advised. I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
— Cassandra Clare“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”
— Derek Landy“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”
— Terry Pratchett“What do you read, Westbay? Romance novels?” She said it like reading romance was on par with chronic farting.”
— Hieronymus Hawkes“The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.”
— David Mitchell“Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.”
— Abhishek Shukla“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”
— Mike Tyson“The workings of the male mind are twisted indeed. Winnifred Crane”
— Kate Noble“You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey.Karl, we're not fourteen!Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen -- your neck owes me a hickey.(Karl & Elena)”
— Dianna Hardy“I'm going to do something bigger and better,bigger and betterand bolder, but first,I'm going to do somethingsmaller and worse.”
— JonArno Lawson