“I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.”
— Derek Landy“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”
— Derek Landy“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows -”
— Derek Landy“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”
— Derek Landy“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.”
— Derek Landy