“The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.”
— Dave Barry“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? ”
— Dave Barry“The smell of the sweat is not sweet, but the fruit of the sweat is very sweet.”
— Amit Kalantri“The team that keeps winning is not the most talented but the most hard-working.”
— Zoltan Andrejkovics“Fuck the usual. I don't want to be picture-perfect with you. I want to be a fucking mosaic, made up of broken pieces so damn colorful, you can't help finding them beautiful.”
— Lauren AsherSports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
— George F WillThe trouble with being a sports fan is, it’s never over.
— Mike RoykoIt’s not just a game. It's a national pastime that’s been tainted by greed and ego.
— Mike RoykoNothing more quickly explains the popularity of sports than their unreality.
— Mike RoykoWe should have wars. Then there would be no need for sports.
— Michelle FranklinThe least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
— P.G. WodehouseThe fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
— P.G. WodehouseI think the real reason people play sports is to be told that they are not good enough.
— Chuck Klosterman