Famous Quotes by Dave Barry

“The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? ”