“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”
— Chuck Klosterman“I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.”
— Chuck KlostermanThe truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
— Chuck KlostermanSometimes life is so much more interesting when you let your guard down.
— Chuck KlostermanPeople like to say things are complicated. But the truth is, things are only complicated when people try to make them simple.
— Chuck KlostermanThe greatest challenge in life is discovering who you are. The second greatest is being happy with what you find.
— Chuck KlostermanThere’s something intrinsically human about wanting to be someone other than you are, but there’s also something equally human about being okay with who you are.
— Chuck KlostermanThe best way to live is to be a little bit crazy, a little bit sad, and a little bit lost.
— Chuck KlostermanSometimes the only way to understand the moment is to experience it in its entirety.
— Chuck KlostermanEveryone has a different definition of happiness. Some people find it in what they do, others in what they have, and some find it in how they are remembered.
— Chuck KlostermanThe thing that’s really scary is not the things you don’t understand. It’s the things you know you understand perfectly, but you still can’t do anything about.
— Chuck KlostermanIf you're someone who's afraid of change, you might want to consider never leaving your house again.
— Chuck KlostermanThe difference between the way people look and the way people are is the single greatest problem in all human communication.
— Chuck KlostermanIf you don’t like the movie, the movie will dislike you back. It will become self-aware of your dislike.
— Chuck KlostermanPeople are willing to sacrifice almost anything to avoid the smallest amount of discomfort.
— Chuck KlostermanWe do not live in a world of facts, but a world of interpretations.
— Chuck KlostermanThe thing about real life is that it’s so much harder than what you see on TV.
— Chuck KlostermanI think the real reason people play sports is to be told that they are not good enough.
— Chuck KlostermanIf the world was an ideal place, it wouldn’t be very interesting.
— Chuck KlostermanEveryone has a secret. The trick is to learn how to keep your own while being interested in the secrets of others.
— Chuck KlostermanYou are what you love, not what loves you.
— Chuck KlostermanThe world is designed for people who are not afraid of being wrong.
— Chuck KlostermanYou don't have to be richer than God to be happy, but you do have to be happy with what you have.
— Chuck Klosterman