“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
— Douglas Adams“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
— Douglas Adams“Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.”
— Douglas Adams“This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
— Douglas Adams“He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. I will go mad! he annouced.”
— Douglas Adams“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
— Douglas Adams“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
— Douglas Adams“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.Is there any tea on this spaceship? he asked.”
— Douglas Adams“But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment.I've seen it. It's rubbish, said Zaphod,nothing but a gnab gib.A what?Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.”
— Douglas Adams“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”
— Douglas Adams“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
— Douglas Adams