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— Scott Adams“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
— Scott Adams“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”
— Scott Adams“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
— Scott Adams“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”
— Scott Adams