“Humor is reason gone mad.”
— Groucho Marx“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
— Groucho Marx“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
— Groucho Marx“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
— Groucho Marx“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
— Groucho Marx“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
— Groucho Marx“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
— Groucho Marx“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”
— Groucho Marx“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
— Groucho Marx