“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.”
— Kiersten White“I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.”
— Kiersten White