Famous Quotes by Bill Watterson

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

Bill Watterson

“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”

Bill Watterson

“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”

Bill Watterson

“Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?”

Bill Watterson

“HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.”

Bill Watterson

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

Bill Watterson

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

Bill Watterson

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

Bill Watterson

“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin:It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?Television: ...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”

Bill Watterson

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”

Bill Watterson