“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
— Bill Watterson“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”
— Bill Watterson“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”
— Bill Watterson“Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?”
— Bill Watterson“HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.”
— Bill Watterson“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
— Bill Watterson“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
— Bill Watterson“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
— Bill Watterson“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”
— Bill Watterson“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”
— Bill Watterson“Calvin:It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?Television: ...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
— Bill Watterson“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”
— Bill Watterson