“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”
— Chuck Palahniuk“The things you used to own, now they own you.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die?Well, sweetheart, I tell her, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”
— Chuck Palahniuk“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“Make me into anything, but just love me.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't. ”
— Chuck Palahniuk“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“We just had a near-life experience!”
— Chuck Palahniuk“The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“Anymore, no one's mind is their own.”
— Chuck Palahniuk“Skinny guys fight till they're burger.”
— Chuck PalahniukAdvertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy stuff we don’t need.
— Chuck Palahniuk