“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
— Bill Watterson“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
— Bill Watterson“Calvin:It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?Television: ...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
— Bill Watterson