“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. ”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. ”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. ”
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo