“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
— Calvin TrillinI can’t think of anything that’s less fun than waiting for a plane.
— Calvin TrillinThe only thing you can do is to make the best of your situation.
— Calvin TrillinThe best way to get a person to do something is to ask them to do it.
— Calvin TrillinSometimes you just have to let people be who they are.
— Calvin TrillinThe only time to be positive you are in the right place is when you are on the edge of the cliff.
— Calvin TrillinYou can’t be in a bad mood when you’re eating a good meal.
— Calvin TrillinI feel like I am a person who is a little too much in love with the idea of food.
— Calvin TrillinIf you can’t eat it, it’s not worth having.
— Calvin TrillinA great meal is a great experience.
— Calvin TrillinI think a lot of people feel that they know me, but they really don’t.
— Calvin Trillin