Famous Quotes by Billy Connolly

“I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.”

Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.