“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head. Eddie DeChooch”
— Janet Evanovich“Nice dress. Take it off.”
— Janet Evanovich“Ranger locked eyes with me. Please, he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to please. I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay, I said. Be careful. He's insane.”
— Janet Evanovich“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman. -Ranger to Stephanie”
— Janet Evanovich